Damn woodpecker…

Posted: March 28, 2005 in Uncategorized

One decided to take up construction of his new home on my new home. He started hammering again at 7AM. And he was working yesterday, too. So I’m naturally peeved to be awakened like that, and get up…then I quickly get dressed and head out to get the hose. The little sh!t took off right as I walked across the porch. Then for some odd reason, I get personally hammered about it. Lousy way to start the day, and I’ll likely be walking half-asleep thru the rest of it.

Maria Carey, the sanity-challenged songbird, has been quoted all over the ‘net that she was a virgin until marrying Sony honcho Tony Mottola at the ripe old age of 23, and that she’s only had a few lovers. When FHM asked if she could count the number of guys she’s had sex with on one hand, she replied, "Less than one hand." Which just proves once again that there are only three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who do not like to use their hands.

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