Lame Top10 winners

Posted: June 30, 2005 in Uncategorized
I was on the right track, tho’. Three of the winners were dangerously similar to mine. Are mine funnier? You decide…
Top Ten Signs You’re Not One of the Most Powerful Celebrities
10. You throw a phone at a hotel employee and nobody cares
          The hotel concierge fearlessly hands you a telephone
5. You have absolutely no connection whatsoever with Kevin Bacon
      You’re not even within SEVEN degrees of Kevin Bacon
1. After committing a crime, you are actually convicted
          You can’t even get acquitted of jaywalking

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