More Top10 list submissions

Posted: August 9, 2005 in Uncategorized
Once again, I’m hoping to win a worthless prize on Letterman’s Top10 contest. These are my entries for this week’s topic:
Top Ten Signs You’re On A Bad Summer Vacation
  • Seems that the entire hive takes offense when you whack just a single bee

  • Bad news: you’re out of gas. Good news: the desert seems cooler at night

  • At every state line, your wife has to inform you that it’s illegal to drop the kids off on the side of the freeway and continue driving

  • Wishing you’d taken that left turn at Albuquerque

  • Three days later, the local sheriff stops by to tell you that you set up camp on a former toxic waste dump

  • Chevy Chase points at you and laughs

  • Is that a sunburn, a rash, or…worse?

  • All the soap in the world can’t seem to get the sand out of the crack of your ass

  • Goofy starts spanking your kids because you won’t

  • You end up on an episode of COPS: Summer Edition

  • Continental breakfast comes with complimentary daily hurricane forecasts

C’mon kidz, leave your submissions, too!

  1. K says:

    hmmmm 10 is a lot you know 🙂

  2. Roger says:

    Yeah, but I\’m not trying for all TEN! There have been times I\’ve entered 10 or 20 submissions for a single topic on a chance that one of them would win another stupid mousepad 🙂 "Thousands enter, but only ten survive!" C\’mon, you have to have one good Top10 answer! Enter it, and post it here!

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