More Top10 submissions

Posted: September 10, 2005 in Uncategorized
Can’t seem to win a third time at Letterman’s Top10 contest, tho’ I can’t help myself from entering. Here’s this week’s topic and my submissions…
 
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear On Your First Day of School
  • Give me the iPod NOW
  • That backpack looks suspicious
  • Well, you know, the metal detectors can’t catch everything
  • Ceremonial wedgies for underclassmen have been replaced by…oh, we shouldn’t spoil your surprise
  • Michael Jackson would like to be your tutor
  • Your locker isn’t available yet, it has to be decontaminated
  • "Where are the girls"? Dude, this is an all-boys school.
  • You don’t drink, don’t smoke…what DO you do?
  • Your previous school called…the vice principal would like to speak with you
  • Only 100 shopping days ’til Christmas!
  • The library has been stocked up with brand new Kabbalah books!
  • You don’t have a laptop? LOSER!

Saw Hotel Rwanda this evening, what a film. Makes ya realize how comfortable we have it here in the States.

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