Zebras WIN Super Bowl XL! Part Deux

Posted: February 7, 2006 in Uncategorized
It’s almost Noon PST, and well over 50,000 additional people filled in the poll at ESPN. Wow, more than half as many again have voted since last night. As I correctly predicted for question 3 ("did officiating unfairly favor one team"), the percentage dropped down to EXACTLY 78.6%. Good morning Pittsburgh sleepy-heads! I know your heads probably still hurt, you’re just waking up to the realization that the rest of the world wants a great big asterisk placed next to the victory column in the Super Bowl record books, and you can barely read the text in the poll so that you can select the "proper" answers, but I know of the perfect remedy…START DRINKING AGAIN. And remember, voting multiple time in the ESPN poll is not only unfair, it will only barely make a damn bit of difference in the overall percentages.
Oh, one more thing…you may be basking in the glow of a Super Bowl championship, BUT YOU STILL LIVE IN PITTSBURGH. Neener-neener…

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