Some dreams DO come true

Posted: March 13, 2006 in Uncategorized

Ever walk into your kitchen, turn on the faucet, and wish that beer flowed out of it? Well, it happened to this woman in Norway.

No word yet how many partiers could fit inside her kitchen at one time…

MSNBC has an online vote on whether you would report it if beer flowed from your spigot. 35% said "that depends – yes, if the beer tasted funny and was flat; no if it was good." 32% said "[b]NO![/b] Free beer, free beer, free beer!"

33% said yes, because they wouldn’t trust beer that arrives unbidden. These are probably the same beer lovers who wouldn’t trust a beautiful woman that just plopped herself down in their laps, or would trust referees at a Steelers game. And just what the hell does msnbc think they’re doing by using a word like "unbidden"…???? Have any of you EVER used that word in common dialog? Heck, I wish I could see a show of hands the number of people who would even have known what that word means…

 

In other news…

South Park became famous primarily because of the gratuitous and constant mocking of Jews, Christians, blacks, Mormons, Muslims, fat people, gays…jeez, nothing is off-limits for this show. Well, maybe not…the voice of Chef, Isaac Hayes, quit the show today because, "…there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins. Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored. As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices." 

 

Yes, this is the same Isaac Hayes who has been a primary character on this "disrespectful" show for nine years, and very happily cashing his weekly paychecks while staying perfectly silent and suffering from within for 25% of the time he has referred to himself as a so-called "civil rights activist". Could this sudden re-awakening of his personal belief system have any coincidence with the episode last year that mocked his own religion, Scientology? Nah…it’s just probably something that’s been building for A DECADE, and he finally got the balls to speak up.

 

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