Two Top10 wins in a row?

Posted: May 28, 2006 in Uncategorized
Probably not, but here are my submissions for this week’s Late Show Top10 Contest:
 
Top Ten Little-Known Perks of Being the "American Idol" Winner
  • You receive lovely sympathy cards from all the past Idol winners
  • You get the entire season on DVD at the employee discount price
  • People on the street recognize you for two whole weeks
  • Randy stops calling you "dawg", Simon stops rolling his eyes every time you pick up a microphone, and Paula stops trying to help you with your career
  • Lifetime supply of Grecian Formula
  • A free t-shirt that reads, "I won American Idol, and all I got was this t-shirt and a crappy record contract"
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