Mousepad, mousepad, mousepad

Posted: July 2, 2006 in Uncategorized
It’s been a whole month since I "won" another mousepad from The Late Show Top 10 Contest…but I still haven’t received the damn thing! Maybe asking for a coffee mug instead made CBS "lose" my mailing address. Perhaps they’ve already forgotten who I am with the following submissions to the Top10 Contest
Top Ten Things Our Forefathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today
  • Four score and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD…!
  • We the People think Bush sucks
  • Ask not what your country can do for you…ask what you’ll gain by sneaking across the Mexican border into Texas
  • A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue means you’re Gene Simmons of KISS
  • Early to bed and early to rise means you don’t drink, you ain’t getting laid and you’re a workaholic
  • Anyone who trades liberty for security probably voted for Bush
  • One if by land, two if by Death From Above

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