Top10 and Week 8 futbawl predictions

Posted: October 25, 2006 in Uncategorized
Not feeling well the last couple of days, so the brain is hazy…ok, enough with lame excuses…
 
  • Broncos over Colts (Denver has been awesome keeping teams from doing seven points, and their defense is going to make Indy’s running game completely non-existent)
  • Panthers over Cowboys (QB controversy is over…Romo is in. But few QBs making their first start win their first start)
  • Ravens over Saints (Baltimore is peeved about the last two games, and they’re coming in rested from the BYE)
  • Bengals over Falcons (Tough call, but Atlanta gives up too many yards on defense…and Vick won’t repeat four touchdown passes for probably, well, ever again)
  • Giants over Bucs (OK, so watch this one be an upset game that I didn’t call)
  • Eagles over Jags (Get blown out by Houston? Please…)
  • Chiefs over Seahawks (Again, few QBs win their first start. And Huard is doing splendifical)
  • Chargers over Rams (Another tough call…it comes down to home-field advantage)
  • Bears over 49ers (That Arizona game was an abboration…and this is the 49ers. Introducing the only undefeated NFL team left)
  • Steelers over Raiders (Going back to not picking Oakland again. Besides, Batch is a starting QB on over half the teams in the league, he’ll do fine while Big Ben pops his Tylenol)
  • Packers over Cardinals (Arizona got the wind kicked out of them on MNF, and then lost their very reason to exist after getting beat by Oakland last week. Plus, GB is getting some swagger now)
  • Browns over the Jets (My upset pick of the week)
  • Titans over Texans (Can Houston stun the world two weeks in a row? Not that beating a 1-5 team would be stunning, but Tennessee is rested after a BYE, and Houston’s defense is gonna be stunned by Young)
  • Patriots over Vikings (After knocking out Hasselbeck for the next few games, this pick is mostly out of spite…but also because NE keeps seeming to win games I think they’ll lose)

And for those of you aware of my ongoing mousepad-quest

Top10 Ways NBC is Cutting Expenses

  • Dump that money-pit Letterman…oh wait, we did that years ago
  • Two words: dumpster diving
  • Corporate jet to be rented out for transporting livestock
  • "Live studio audience" is being outsourced to China
  • Replace the Tonight Show band with a drunk guy on the kazoo
  • Instead of sending an expensive on-air personality out in the field to cover a news story, just grab some homeless guy on the street and hand him the microphone
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