Archive for November, 2006

Ha-ha!

Posted: November 29, 2006 in Uncategorized
Read below…this edited entry wasn’t even a draft! But it somehow got posted as "blank" while my "saved drafts" of text were completely empty, and then lost after clicking "Publish".

I’m an idiot

Posted: November 29, 2006 in Uncategorized
Yup, spent about an hour writing a blog entry, but screwed up: I wanted to add a picture and didn’t have the ActiveX control installed.
 
So the moment I tried to install the ActiveX control, all my work was lost.
 
OMG, there were two drafts! YaY! I’m saved!
 
Both drafts are completely blank! YaY!
 
Never underestimate the power of clipboard. I wish i hadn’t…
 
Maybe I’ll do my update tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll send a bitch mail.
 
Put your money on the bitch mail.

You think you’re tough?

Posted: November 24, 2006 in Uncategorized
Imagine you’re 92 years old. And you’re female. And you live in an area known for drug activity and sales. And you live alone. And you have a gun…and you know how to use that gun very, very well.
 
Now imagine a marked police vehicle on the street curb of your home. Imagine a uniformed officer in your front yard. Then imagine three "hooligans" breaking in thru your front door. Imagine seeing the word "POLICE" emblazoned on their vests.
 
What do you do?
 
You try to kill them, that’s what. You successfully shoot and wound all three policemen the very moment they enter your home. Then what happens? I’ll give you three guesses (and the first two don’t count).
 
Your niece got you the permit for the gun. Then your neice says to the news crews that you were shot down like a dog. Think about this: if you have an opposable thumb, plus a working trigger finger, HOW THE HELL can you be shot down like a dog? No, this tough old bitch was shot down like an experienced, armed drug dealer.
 
On the bright side, many of her peers don’t make it past 22…but that isn’t stopping a local Reverend from crying that her civil and human rights have been violated, and that "at best", the police used unnecessary force.
 
Yup…now somebody is saying that a police officer who shoots back after being shot is using "unnecessary force". Which begs the question, what is "necessary force"? A wedgie? A noogie? Harsh language?

Wha…only ONE percent !?

Posted: November 17, 2006 in Uncategorized
The same people who brought you weapons of mass destruction in Iraq claim that only 1% of Internet web sites are sexually explicit. It seems like only 10 years ago when only 1% of the ‘net had nothing to do with porn. Ahh, memories. Of course, this shocking revelation also makes this video obsolete.
 
In other news, I’ve got a son. As of this posting, he is seven days, two hours and 38 minutes old. I’ll post a couple of pics when I wake up enough to use a computer again.
Did the last 24 hours just actually happen? Let’s look at the latest news stories and determine if the environmental controls in Hell are on the fritz, shall we?
  • After Bush repeatedly argued that generals in the Armed Forces of the United States were all delusional and that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was doing a fine job and wasn’t going anywhere, the old man quit. My guess: he got tired of the prez referring to him as "Rummy".
  • The democrats overwhelmingly took over the House, and are just one state away from taking over rule of the Senate as well.
  • Immediately after K-Fed postpones a concert for three hours cuz nobody showed up, his wife filed for divorce…finally.
  • MS declared RTM for Vista

In related news, Beelzebub wrote down "scarf" on his Christmas wish list…

Week 9 futbawl predictions

Posted: November 2, 2006 in Uncategorized
I felt darn confident last week, and still blew four predictions. "Any given Sunday" bites me in the ass every week…ah well, trying again…
  • Patriots over Colts (Yes, I thought Indy would finally lose last week…however, they are going up against their arch rival this week, and on their home turf…where NE always seems to beat them)
  • Ravens over Bengals ("Ocho" might hit Lewis in the mouth, but Cincy has been unpredictable with their offense for weeks now…Baltimore’s D will just be too much)
  • Cowboys over Redskins (Washington just doesn’t have it this year, and T.O. is crowing about his current love-fest with Romo)
  • Bucs over Saints (My upset pick of the week)
  • Chiefs over Rams (KC is gonna fix the stuff that almost cost them the game against Seattle…even the groin-pull couldn’t stop Huard)
  • Giants over Texans (Carr is one of the top 3 rated QBs, but the rest of the team is no match for NY on their home turf)
  • Jaguars over Titans (Pacman spits and sits. What a dolt.)
  • Falcons over Lions (Cushy game for Vick & Co.)
  • Bears over Dolphins (All the experts are trying to distance themselves about picking Miami for the Superbowl before the season began…and today it’s obvious their season ended before October ended. Personally, I didn’t even consider them contenders, regardless of the way last season ended)
  • Packers over Bills (GB has picked it up lately, looking good…Buffalo is one of this season’s "whipping boys")
  • Vikings over 49ers (Like what happened to Arizona, da Bears sucked whatever life that SF had left)
  • Broncos over Steelers (Big Ben seems to have misplaced his mojo AGAIN…and against Oakland, no less…)
  • Chargers over Browns (Just a hunch…)
  • Seahawks over Raiders (Both Hasselbeck and Mr. Primetime are out, but Seneca did an excellent job for his first start…and the Oakland D ain’t gonna score 14 on interceptions two weeks in a row)