Today’s weather: 6″ of snow in Hell

Posted: November 8, 2006 in Uncategorized
Did the last 24 hours just actually happen? Let’s look at the latest news stories and determine if the environmental controls in Hell are on the fritz, shall we?
  • After Bush repeatedly argued that generals in the Armed Forces of the United States were all delusional and that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was doing a fine job and wasn’t going anywhere, the old man quit. My guess: he got tired of the prez referring to him as "Rummy".
  • The democrats overwhelmingly took over the House, and are just one state away from taking over rule of the Senate as well.
  • Immediately after K-Fed postpones a concert for three hours cuz nobody showed up, his wife filed for divorce…finally.
  • MS declared RTM for Vista

In related news, Beelzebub wrote down "scarf" on his Christmas wish list…

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