OJ’s in real trouble…or is he?

Posted: September 19, 2007 in Uncategorized
OJ has been formally charged with 10 felonies, including kidnapping. One of the alleged victims suffered a major heart attack and is in critical condition…think about it: if this guy dies, and prosecutors can tie the heart attack to stress caused by this incident, OJ could possibly face manslaughter charges as well.
As you might have expected, the Cincinnati Bengals have published a pre-emptive statement to specify that OJ Simpson is NOT on their active roster.
In related news, knowledgeable sources who wish not to be named due to the sensitivity of the situation claim that the Dallas Cowboys are engaged in preliminary negotiations with OJ’s agent.

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