Top 10 List time…

Posted: October 29, 2007 in Uncategorized
Wow, it’s been awhile since I participated in Letterman’s Top 10 List contest. This week’s contest looked kinda fun, so I submitted the following:
 
Top Ten Signs The White House Is Haunted
  • Hours after Cheney has left the room, it still has that "dead guy" smell
  • Despite repeated denials by Condi Rice, some White House staffers swear they’ve seen her smile
  • Shaggy and Scooby found hiding under Lincoln’s bed
  • Bush utters a full sentence without flubbing it
  • Each time someone types "George W Bush" on a computer keyboard, it comes out "George W Fustercluck"
  • Steinbrenner seen roaming the halls late at night looking for a new manager
  • Trick-or-Treaters scream and run every time George’s mom opens the door
  • Lincoln’s ghost seen short-sheeting George’s bed
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