Commies are peeved at Indiana Jones

Posted: May 23, 2008 in Uncategorized

Communists in St. Petersburg are referring to the latest Indy film as "crude anti-Soviet propaganda". Ummm…yeah, right, we’re still in the Cold War. C’mon, have a sense of humor guys, it’s a film based on fake history with an archeologist as the main character! Oh well, since the commies can’t laugh at themselves, let’s laugh for them, shall we?

Our women don’t look like Nazis, but maybe Cate Blanchett was threatened by unemployment, so … she made this film

The character played by Alison Doody didn’t look like a Nazi, but she was. Wasn’t Cate just supposed to look like a bad-ass? And hey, if Lucas OR Spielberg calls you for a job, you ain’t anywhere near the point of filing for food stamps.

Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett (are) second-rate actors, serving as the running dogs of the CIA

Yup, after paying for Spielberg’s services, the CIA is too strapped for cash to afford Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep.

We need to deprive these people of the right of entering the country

Just a guess, but I don’t think they have Russia on their sched+, dude.

The film is low-quality

Yeah, I can just imagine Lucas and Spielberg shooting the entire movie on 8MM…

What galls is how together with America we defeated Hitler

Let’s just keep in mind that Stalin signed a non-aggression pact with Hitler in 1939, dividing Poland between them, and giving the Soviets Finland and the Baltics after the war. Together, they would have ruled all of Europe…if it wasn’t for Hitler making the critical error of stabbing Stalin in the back and invading. If you wanna be two-faced about it, direct your indignation toward somebody who cares, ‘k?

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