Cobain’s ashes are MIA?

Posted: June 2, 2008 in Uncategorized
She-devil Courtney Love is claiming that someone burglarized her LA home and stole Kurt’s ashes. She kept them hidden in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag…first of all, how does one shape a bag in the form of a teddy bear? Second, the burglar had to know where the ashes were kept, cuz who would steal a bag like this during a burglary? And third, was this really an appropriate final resting place for a rock legend? Of course, she thinks Cobain’s ashes being stolen is disgusting, and said,
…and right now I’m suicidal
Oh please, Courtney, don’t tease us like that.
 
Here’s an idea, Courtney…go ask the guys who used Kurt’s social security number to steal over $100 million from you during the last five years if they took the ashes, ‘k?
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