War on Terror: Suicide bird

Posted: July 7, 2008 in Uncategorized
An airliner suffered significant damage to its nose cone during a flight. A retired pilot sez the plane was likely hit by a bird…as opposed to the other way around, which is far more likely, so this one’s multiple choice…

  • "Goose 5, Goose 5, bogey detected in restricted airspace, flying at 300 knots. Goose 1 thru 4 already ineffective, take out its nose, over."
  • Falcon: "Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!"
  • If God had meant for birds to fly, he would have…um…nevermind.
  • Captain: "I had to swerve multiple times before I hit him. Hey, I only had a couple of beers…no, I’m not carrying a sidearm…"
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