Um, well, um…EEEWWWW!!!

Posted: September 25, 2008 in Uncategorized
So you thought maybe PETA occassionally goes a little overboard at times? Let’s just say they USED to be tame

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking (Ben and Jerry’s) to begin using breast milk in its products instead of cow’s milk, saying it would reduce the suffering of cows and calves and give ice cream lovers a healthier product.

Let’s start with the first thing that comes to mind: YUCK.

And how am I supposed to feel about licking an ice cream cone made from the teets of a woman I’ve never met? Am I cheating on my wife if I imagine which woman my confection came from?

You’d think PETA would start with somebody less famous, like Tillamook, or even Safeway’s "Select Premium", but no…they go for B&J’s behemoth first.

Which brings us to quality control…how does B&J segregate the lactating crack addicts who are looking for a few bucks for their next fix? And what about those men who have sympathetic lactation excretions…will there be specific flavors for them, and will the tubs be labeled appropriately so that I know what to specifically avoid purchasing?

I’ve seen my wife hooked up to a milk-pumping machine, and she didn’t have a situation where she could relax and chew her cud. Do cows really suffer? And since when could anybody milk a calf, anyway?

  1. Dipinder S. says:

    lol…they can\’t be serious..

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